“Join the Rebellion!” is the eye-catching motto on the posters I’ve been noticing recently in London, but the message is weakened by the accompanying images of some obviously respectable middle-class men and women who are supposed to be its intrepid heroes. Ah, but the aim of this rebellion is not to overthrow the Government or abolish the House of Lords overnight: it tells us to su2c, namely Stand Up to Cancer and “kick it off its perch”. Now that’s a gem of a mixed metaphor; try as I may, I can’t picture that most dreaded disease in any shape that would enable it to sit on a perch, like a parakeet or, more appropriately, a vulture. Besides, has cancer become a global epidemic, which is how the WHO officially described it two years ago, because until now we haven’t stood up to it? We are not told.
However, we are told how to become heroes of the rebellion. “Join us, pledge your support. Fundraise however the hell you want. As long as it’s raising money, you are one of us,” is the message on the new movement’s website, and its all-round permisssiveness stops me in my tracks, for stealing an old lady’s handbag or emptying the collection box of my local church when nobody is looking would certainly raise money, but would su2c approve of it? Luckily there are less problematic ways to produce cash: “You could get sponsored to wrestle a crocodile”, is one official suggestion. (Not kidding.)
Well, it’s all about raising funds “for kickass ground breaking translational research”, whatever that means, and so we are directed to the Shop to buy t-shirts, various accessories and fundraising kits, all emblazoned with revolutionary mottoes. The general impression is that of an online razzmatazz, an over-the-top commercial promotion, which almost makes you forget what it is in aid of.
Of course fundraising for medical research is essential. Without the public’s willingness to donate, the £650 million cancer research unit of the Francis Crick Institute, the biggest medical research facility in Europe, wouldn’t have opened its doors in August this year. It’s just the methods of the cancer charities, mainly of the mighty Cancer Research UK, that make me wonder. Do those in charge underestimate the intelligence of the public, or overestimate their own?
Take CRUK’s campaign, urging us to wear pink ribbons, in aid of “Against Breast Cancer”. Eh? Is there anyone in favour of it? Never mind, we are asked to go on sponsored walks, donate unwanted clothes, shoes, perfumes and CD’s, run coffee mornings and do whatever else will bring in funds, “to beat cancer sooner”. Sooner than when? Every year 330,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer in this country. Is there any research being done into the causes of this scourge which certainly doesn’t come from outer space but is produced much nearer home? For example, has anyone looked into the composition of the most popular antiperspirants, applied to an area full of lymph glands directly connected to the breasts? It is said that since more and more men have started using these products, the incidence of male breast cancers has grown considerably, surely an indicator of toxic chemicals rubbed into a sensitive area of the body. As far as I know, this area is not explored. Altogether, prevention seems to be off the menu.
I should declare an interest. Thirty-three years ago, in 1983, I recovered from Stage 4 metastasized malignant melanoma on the alternative nutrition-based Gerson therapy, after orthodox oncology could do nothing for me. That experience has taught me to ask the right questions about cancer, and to see how sadly we fail to hear and accept the right answers. Any doctor who tries to treat cancer by other than the officially sanctioned trinity of surgery, radiation and chemotherapy, risks getting into deep trouble, even though the accepted methods don’t perform particularly well. But that’s another story.
Fortunately in a few medical centres researchers are already mooting the idea that perhaps instead of concentrating on the eradication or killing of the tumour it might be better to build up the patient’s depleted immune system, so that it can fight and, hopefully, defeat the malignant process. That’s the way my near-terminal cancer was cured, not just put into remission. That’s the way of the future.
But meanwhile I am not going to su2c, as the posters urge me to do. And when it comes to frantic fundraising in truly questionable taste (“Whip up boob-shaped cup cakes” is one suggestion for coffee-morning hostesses), I won’t join in. In Churchill’s memorable phrase, “include me out.” And, by the way, I am not going to wrestle a crocodile, either.
I’m ‘out’ with you Beata. It feels like too much of a 21st century social media approach to thinking about serious conditions. Any popular sticking plaster appeals to the quick fix way of thinking. As a health professional myself, I am frustrated by the promotion of prevention, but lack of real comment to it.
A brilliant, perceptive piece on a disturbing development in the honourable task of fundraising – and just as well the noble author has no intention of wrestling a crocodile, as frankly I don’t fancy its chances.
An interesting piece – but not why I’m commenting. I found your blog on Google when searching for Beata Bishop who published a novel called “One Spoilt Spring” in 1960. I’m wondering if you are the same person? HUGE apologies if you aren’t because I do realise my question has implications for your age! I took the novel from my parents’ bookshelves some time ago – my father always thought very highly of it – and cite it in a blog post tomorrow which makes reference to fiction about or set in Hungary. It would be lovely to hear from you if you were the author. My blog is at https://jessicanorrie.wordpress.com.
Did I ever reply to your comment, Jessica? Sorry, can’t remember, but yes, I’m the same person who wrote “One Spoilt Spring”
a long, long time ago. I remember your parents very well, also the book shop in Highgate. I’ll read your blog as soon as I’ve sent this off.
Since 1989 I visited Hungary several times, although not recently, but what I gather about the political situation there is worrying.
Do let me know what you are up to.
Yes, Beata, don’t worry. You did reply! I’ve taken a month or so off from blogging but will be back in September /October – trying to get ahead with a novel and blogging is too distracting! Best wishes to you.